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Where automotive problems meet questionable solutions.
Where automotive problems meet questionable solutions.
Fubar Motors is a small-town used-car dealership that has somehow been keeping the doors open since 1947.
The coffee is questionable.
The repairs are usually “almost finished.”
The sales department has its own set of rules.
And somehow, everyone still makes it home.
This is the home of David Fubar, Bertha Personi, Steven, and the rest of the FUBAR Motors crew.
The characters are real. The problems are ridiculous. The vehicles are questionable. And the stories practically write themselves.
Welcome to FUBAR Motors.
WELCOME TO FUBAR MOTORS
Where automotive problems meet questionable solutions.
Welcome to Fubar Motors, the small-town used car dealership where the coffee is always questionable, the repairs are always "almost finished," and somehow everyone still makes it home.
Fubar Motors has been serving drivers, dreamers, weekend mechanics and people who probably should have taken the bus since 1947.
Imagine a used-car dealership where every engine swap takes twice as long as planned.
Where a "quick repair" becomes an all-day project.
Where the sales department has its own set of rules.
And where the phrase "It'll only take about twenty minutes" should probably terrify you.
That's Fubar Motors.
The characters are real.
The problems are ridiculous.
The vehicles are questionable.
And the stories practically write themselves.
Behind every great dealership is a group of people who probably shouldn't be left unsupervised.
Mr. David Fubar
Third-generation owner. Old-school businessman. File cabinet enthusiast. Desk-phone loyalist. Has probably forgotten more about running a dealership than everyone else knows.
Bertha Personi
She's been at Fubar Motors for decades. She knows where everything is, remembers everything that ever happened, and has probably already told David what he needs to know.
And that's just the beginning.
The Fubar Motors universe is growing.
It's Fubar Motors merchandise from a television show that somehow never made it onto television.
Wear the shirt.
Hang the poster.
Tell people you work here.
Nobody will know whether you're joking.
That's part of the fun.
Get official-looking gear from the dealership that may or may not actually exist.
Fubar Motors shirts. Posters. Garage-worthy crap.
Because every garage deserves a little FUBAR.
There's a lot more coming.
More characters.
More stories.
More questionable vehicles.
More commercials.
More episodes.
More Fubar.
And eventually...
maybe we'll actually make the show.
Until then, welcome to the dealership.
FUBAR MOTORS
Real Trucks. Real People. Real FUBAR.
The name speaks for itself.