University of IDONTGIVEACRAP Master's Degree

How valuable is college? Is a career in that field guarenteed? No, and no. Show your attitude and have a degree that shows off your attitude with a Master's Degree from the Univerity of IDONTGIVEACRAP! A cool fancy degree certificate you can hang on the wall that costs a fraction of the price of teh fancy degree certificate other spent thousands to get from a univerity! Get your Master's Degree from the University of IDONTGIVEACRAP today! 

.: Made with museum-grade archival paper (175gsm) 
.: For indoor use only
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts