Last Responders T-Shirt – Not First. Not Fast. Not Yet.

🚨 NOT FIRST. NOT FAST. NOT YET.

Forget the first responders. This shirt is for the Last Responders.

You know the type: coffee is secured, snacks are handled, the chair is comfortable… and suddenly someone expects you to leave the house and do something?

Absolutely not.

The Last Responders tee from the idontgiveacrap collection is a hilarious badge of honor for anyone whose emergency-response protocol involves:

☑ Coffee
☑ Snacks
☑ Comfort
☐ Actually showing up

NOT YET.

Bold, sarcastic, and impossible to misunderstand, this shirt is perfect for the guy who believes that not every problem requires immediate attention—and some problems can probably wait until after lunch.

For the guys who don't rush.
For the guys who prioritize correctly.
For the guys who simply don't give a crap.

Product Highlights

• 😂 Original Last Responders design
• ☕ Perfect for coffee, snack and couch enthusiasts
• 😎 Big attitude with an even bigger sense of humor
• 👕 Comfortable everyday T-shirt
• 🎁 Great gift for dads, husbands, brothers, coworkers and professional procrastinators
• 🇺🇸 Part of the idontgiveacrap collection

Not first. Not fast. Not worried.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean