Get Your Doctorate — University of IDGAC

LIMITED-TIME DOCTOR SPECIAL

$12.95 $19.95

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Plus shipping and applicable taxes. Offer ends November 4, 2026.

NO CLASSES. NO EXAMS. NO STUDENT LOANS.

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YOU CAN BE ONE TOO!

Why spend years in classrooms, thousands on tuition, and countless nights studying when you can proudly display a doctoral certificate from the University of IDontGiveACrap™?

Just a beautifully printed novelty doctoral certificate and the satisfaction of telling your friends, coworkers, and relatives that you're officially a doctor.

Your certificate is printed on matte paper, measuring 11" × 9". A hilarious gift for the office know-it-all, the family comedian, or anyone who already thinks they're an expert at everything.

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*This is a novelty/parody certificate for entertainment purposes only. It is not an accredited academic degree, professional qualification, or medical credential. Please don't attempt surgery.

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Classes. Kinda. Maybe.

Need to pad that resume or just need an extra line to fill on an application? Follow us for 'U of IDGAC on the Road' for classes taught by almost the best and brightest from our group of interns we sent to random locations.

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Student loans. Seriously? How about a degree paper that is actually worth its weight. No loan. No scheduled classes. No papers to write. Instant prestige. IDGAC style.

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Whether you are specializing in 'just one more beer', 'underwater basket weaving' or any one of the growing schools at the University of idontgiveacrap...gear up! Impressive gear for any family gathering!

U of IDGAC presents...

IDGAC Roadshow

University of idontgiveacrap is hitting the road with random classes on insignificant topics...just like a real university! But we have gear, podcasts, and other (maybe) cool things!

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